October 28, 2003

Tom Sizemore - Crackpot of the Moment

According to Reuters, Tom Sizemore has been sentenced to 6 months in prison for physically abusing his former girlfriend (and "Hollywood madam") Heidi Fleiss. The report details the conviction:

"Sizemore was convicted of hitting Fleiss in the jaw during a brawl at a posh Beverly Hills hotel. Fleiss... also testified at trial that Sizemore stubbed a cigarette out on her and once knocked her to the ground outside his home. The actor later terrified her by making more than 70 obscenity-laced phone calls. (Fleiss) had testified that she decided to go to the police after Sizemore threatened to kill her younger brother. "

Wow! What a pleasant man! I realize that Heidi Fleiss isn't exactly squeaky clean, but any man that abuses a woman has serious penis deficiency problems, and deserves to be sodomized repeatedly in prison. I have to say it's refreshing to see a famous personality forced to pay the piper. (Although I always thought it was funny that Heidi Fleiss was convicted for what was basically an everyday routine in Hollywood: Celebrities paying women for sex)

Apparently Mr. Sizemore forgot that beating a woman in California is illegal--it's murdering that's legal. Just ask OJ!