However, "no story" didn't stop Hollywood from making 3 more Pirates of the Caribbean movies, right? So why not a film about plastic boats with pegs in them? The result of such forward thinking is a story for the ages: A rather extensive Naval exercise is rudely interrupted by--wait for it--water-born alien ships which begin attacking our vessels for unknown reasons. Our apparent hero? A brash, young officer who must prove himself while dodging the scorn of his girlfriend's protective father--who just so happens to be his commander.
In all seriousness, I can't for the life of me understand why this film is even being called Battleship, since the reference to this vintage toy can't possibly increase public awareness, right? In fact, I'd go as far as to say if they had chosen to name the film something else, it might actually have more credibility. As it stands now, the only connection to the game is a rather heavy-handed shot of "pegs" being shot into a ship in the trailer (yes, it's in there).
Until the actual release, I'm going to keep telling myself this is some sort of April Fool's joke. If it's real, then I can only hope Hollywood green-lights that film adaptation of Gnip Gnop I've been clamoring for.
"In a world where the fate of mankind rests on three magic spheres..."
See the trailer here